Funny SMS

1. I saw U on ROAD today.

I saw U on ROAD today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! Bhoow Bhoow..

2. Forest king Tarzan died last week.

Forest king Tarzan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

3. Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

   Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse ,BIRD,Monkey
haila...! U 2

4. One day a monkey looked into mirror n said,

   One day a monkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me  u    will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!...
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5. Yaar aaj ka din bada jhoor he

    Yaar aaj ka din bada jhoor he...
Jhoor se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!


B.1.When someone throw stone
  When someone throw stone towards u then throw love toward them. But when someone
 someone throw love toward u then think for a while because love hearts more than stone.


2. Kabhi yad aaye to call karna, balance kam ho to SMS karna, balance na ho to misscall karna
   wo v na ho to aapne mobile ka antim sanskar karna.


3. Gazab ka nakhara, azib ye style he massege nahi karte aur kehete ho mere pass mobile he.
    Besharmi ki had to dekho inke face me smile he


4. Girls have an unfair advantage over men. If they can't fet what they want by being smart,
    they can get it by being dumb.


5.It's the good girls who keep the diaries because the bad girls never have the time.


C. 1.Jo jita o sikandar, jo hara o jail k ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje us ko bander ki pappi.


2.Dil ne kaha chalo frn ko sms kare,
socha! “Dill to pagal hai” phir khayal aaya,
chalo koi baat nahi, jisko karna hai, o v PAGAL hai.


3.No visit..no call..no sms.. no letter’s..no miss call..I’m worried..
kya huwa zoo waalo ne dobara pakad liya kya..?

4.TAPAILE GARNUS bessari garnus,rati garnus, bihana garnus,saaja garnus, palang ma garnus,
kotha ma garnus, bahira garnus,ek khutta uchalera garnus,sas roki roki garnus, uttano pari pari garnus,
ghopto pari pari garnus, bessari garnus,
jasari mil6a tesari garnus “RAM DEV ko yoga garnus