Naya Purana Jokes

A.1. Ek choti euta musa hathi sit dauder gaye6 ani u sit usko kattu mage6. Ani hathi le sode6: Kin chahiyo talai mero kattu ?
Musa: mero chhori ko biwah ma tent lagaun. ha.. ha.. ha..


2. Euta hathi jungal bat aaudai gareko dekher euta kamila le aarko kamila lai
kamila(1) : Oye tyo hathi lai bodi hanne ?
Kamila(2) : Bhayo chhodi de bichara eklai 6. ha....ha....ha...


3.Ekadesh ma euta Budho thiyo usle ek din sapana ma aafu Bachha ma nai mare ko dekhyo.



4.Ekadesh ma euta Bhoot thiyo usle sadhai kattu ma Moot thiyo.

Teacher N Student Joke(Old)

B.1.Miss: Yagya copy ma kin kehi pani nalekhe ko ?




Yagya: Miss, hajur le copy sapha bhay badi number payin6 bhannu bhako thiyo ni tesaile.


2 .Miss : Gokul timi kin school dhilo aako ?


Gokul: Mero paisa harayo miss.


Miss : Ani Yagya timi kin dhilo aako ni ?


Yagya: Usko paisa maile ta kulche ko thiye ni miss. ha ha ha


3. Teacher : Exam aaun jamma 3 din 6 , kehi question bhay sodhe hun6 ?


Gokul N Yagya : Sir euta kura sodham ?


Teacher: Sodh..


Gokul N Yagya : Question paper kum press ma 6apin6 sir ?


4.Teacher : La babu Jhapendra bhan ta 2+2 kati hun6?


Jhapendra: Five hun6 sir.


Teacher : Kasari babu……..?


Jhapendra : Hisab bigrer sir……


5. Teacher : Babu Aashish la bhan ta sansar ko sabai bhanda murkh man6e ko ho ?


Aashish : Sir hajur ghar aina(mirror) 6 kinai ?


Teacher : 6 babu kin ?


Aashish : Teso bhay aina aagadi gayer ubhinu na dekhi halnu6 ni .


6. Teacher : La bhan Dipendra euta keti lai kaile samma tension hun6 ?


Dipendra: Usko biwah (marriage) nahuda samma sir.


Teacher : Good, Ani keta lai….?


Dipendra: Usko biwah bhay pa6i sir……


7. Teacher : Vijay Babu sansar ma koi pani man6e namare k hola ?


Vijay : Sir , Yamraj Uncle ko jagir phuskin6 ………


8. Teacher : Babu Pramod third wordwar bhay k hun6 ?


Pramod : Jhur hun6 sir…


Teacher : Kin ni….?


Pramod : Hamro history subject ma aarko chapter thapin6 ni sir.


9. Teacher : Jeevan Babu English bolna k garnu par6?


Jeevan : Mazza le Bear khanu par6 sir.

C.1.Samundra : Sir, dherai padher k hun6?



Teacher : Dherai padhema thulo bhayin6.


Samundra : Teso bhaye Hatti pani dherai padher thulo bhako ho sir ?




2. Teacher : Hamile kahile pani bholi bhaner kurna hunna, bujyeu ?


Pushparaj: Ho ra sir teso bhaye bholi ko 6utti aajai pam na ta…..


3. Teacher : Chori ko phal sadhai namitho hun6, tesaile kahile kehi nachornu !


Nashim : Hijo maile mero dokan bat chorer khayeko kera ta kati mitho thiyo….


4. Teacher : Ramu timi kasari phel bhayau ?


Ramu : K garnu sir ma sit pareko sathi lai kehi aaudo rahen6.


5. Teacher : Krishna babu timro ek mahina ko 6utti kasari bitau6au ?


Krishna : Sir, ek din ghoda chad6u ani 29 din hospital ko bed ma rest gar6u….


6.Teacher : Babu Siddhu aaj timi dherai khusi 6au ni kin ho ?


Siddhu : Aaj mero bhai janmidai6 tehi bhayer…


Teacher : Tar timi lai kasari thaha payau ?


Siddhu : Gako sal mummy ko pet dukhda bahini janmi thi aaj baba pet ko dukhe ko6.


7. Teacher : La babu Bishnu 10 wata phalphul ko nam bhan ta..!


Bishnu : 4 wata kera , 3 wata suntala ani 3 wata apple.


8.Teacher : Harek kriya ko partikriya(action-reaction) hun6…..


Hark and Homendra : Tehi bhayer hola sir hamile jati padh6au teti nai birsin6au.


9. Dinesh,Tara,Dharma,Ramu,Faiyajudin,Narayan class ma nidai rako dekher


Teacher : Babu haru timiharu nidako ho ki kaso ?


Students : Hoina sir , yaso nidako acting gareko…………